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domino’s pizza, beware of chef tate

i don’t understand chef tate. why would he care about domino’s “rate our chicken” initiative. i don’t believe him in the commercials. he says he’s afraid of everyone rating his chicken, but he’s lying. deep down he knows that domino’s will never get those ratings from people. how do are they going to collect the ratings? are they going to dumpster dive to find used and rated chicken boxes? are people going to mail back used and rated chicken boxes? they don’t say “go online and rate our chicken”, they say “check off boxes on your used chicken box”. tate knows this, he’s not dumb. he’s the chicken chef. he knows domino’s is all talk and that he has nothing to fear. he’s a liar AND kind of dweeby. the worst combination for a chef there is. don’t say i didn’t warn you, domino’s. i won’t listen.

Posted on Tuesday, May 17, 2011.
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